tumblr girls be like ” i want a skinny boy with pale skin, i want him to have bruises, sleepy eyes and dirt under his nails . i want him to have a lazy eye and literally one strand of hair, his natural scent is french fry grease and cigarettes UNF!!!”
these two boys from my class went dressed today as that psycho from scream and no-face from spirited away. they started making out right in front of everyone. it was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever seen.
just when i thought things couldn’t get any weirder, the scooby-doo gang showed up and jason joined scream and no-face
wtf kinda school is this
obviously a school I should have attended in my younger years
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train